Chapter 5

The crusaders explores the Amandla Arena where they meet a prankster named Clownface. Lewis accidentally signs up for the Deathmatch.

Summary
This takes place in the weekend, when the crusaders decide to visit the arena. Liliana asks Alex and Chase which shop to visit first, only to be reminded that it's not a shopping centre.

They go to the brawl section and they sign up for the Free For All. However, Lewis accidentally signs up for the Deathmatch.

While waiting, they meet an amandlan named Clownface, who gives them a tour of the arena. He gave them all nicknames. Jake was called Nerdling, Alex was called Miss Hyper, Chase was Miss Hawaiian, Max was Plastic Muscles, Liliana was called Elsa the 2nd and Lewis was called Crazycrab. Clownface reveals that he is going to fight in the brawl and he's guaranteed they're going to end up dead. Lewis was confused and said that he thought it was a deathmatch anyways. The rest realised that he, in fact, signed up for the deathmatch instead of the free-for-all so they go to the receptionist and asked to change his entry. The receptionist said it was too late and it has already been arranged.

Back at the waiting line, Alex suggests that they should begin planning Lewis's funeral. Chase goes around asking people for donations for contribution. Liliana starts crying hysterically. Max and Jake starts training Lewis for the Deathmatch.

The Free For All Started and Max gets 4th place. Liliana comes in 16th place, Jake comes in 11th place, Chase comes in 7th place and Alex gets 5th. As expected, Clownface comes 1st.

Next came the Deathmatch. The crusaders could barely watch Lewis (aka Crabhands) fight Lord Nuclear. Crabhands struggled at first but eventually killed Lord Nuclear, much to the gang's enjoyment. Liliana suggests to celebrate, they should buy Lewis some shoes straight away as there might be a deal, only to be reminded again that it's not a shopping centre.